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Ray Tackett
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Loc: Philadelphia, USA
FAA - Where customers come last (sign says so!) [Re: Terry Carraway]
      #439215 - 06/05/17 04:54 PM

Reminds me of my computer field service days. I would sometimes cover the DC
area for extended local absences. This thread reminded me of the Army Topographic Command (name right?). I carried in my briefcase, tool case, and
parts case uninspected. On the way out, security went through everything.

Had I been carrying something nasty in, I would have had to make certain I
left it there.

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Ray,

Owner, Lake Wood Be Gone

Turning quality lumber into sawdust and noise since 2013.

Edited by Ray Tackett (06/05/17 04:57 PM)


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Dave Siciliano (ADS)
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Re: FAA - Where customers come last (sign says so!) [Re: Ray Tackett]
      #439216 - 06/05/17 05:23 PM

Yes, reading A Bridge Too Far. Dutch underground is trying to determine German movements west of Arnhem (Oosterbeek actually) where a new headquarters is being set up. At great personal risk, underground member tries to walk by to see if new headquarters has any markings. Sentry stops him and he says he needs to get through because he works at a local gas station. Waves him through; walks past three other sentries who don't even stop him. Sees the flag markings of a major headquarters which can only be one German general. Of course, he reports a major HQ is moving there and allied command doesn't pay any attention.

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Ralph Jones
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Re: FAA - Where customers come last (sign says so!) [Re: Dave Siciliano (ADS)]
      #439217 - 06/05/17 05:59 PM

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he says he needs to get through because he works at a local gas station. Waves him through



Folklore in the Formula 1 racing community says you can get into the pits easily by putting on some greasy coveralls, picking up a crankshaft, running frantically up to the gate and yelling at the guard in fake Italian...;-)

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Ralph Jones
LS-4a N49LS 6R


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Ray Tackett
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FAA - Where customers come last (sign says so!) [Re: Ralph Jones]
      #439222 - 06/05/17 10:41 PM

Once upon a Midnight Requisition, a co-conspirator and I used a more secure
variant of a trick I had seen in a comic book years ago.

The maintenance battalion had something we needed and which they would not
release to us. Few people wore rank insignia in Vietnam due to snipers
looking for high-value targets. The co-conspirator groomed himself like an
officer, put on a freshly-laundered no-rank uniform, and abruptly confronted
the gate guard.

SENTRY! THE PASSWORD!

APPLE PIE, SIR! [salutes exchanged]

Very good. Carry on.

My guy disappeared. A little while after the sentry had been relieved, I
showed up and gave the password to the next guard shift.

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Ray,

Owner, Lake Wood Be Gone

Turning quality lumber into sawdust and noise since 2013.


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Gil Buettner [KAUW]
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Loc: Gateway to the Northwoods
Re: FAA - Where customers come last (sign says so!) [Re: Ralph Jones]
      #439229 - 06/06/17 02:49 PM

A few years back, we were camping in the North 40 at Oshkosh, and my wife wanted to bring her car to the area. She simply put a magnetic yellow flashing light on the roof and drove through the north gate near the hotel, waving at the entry guard.

It helped that she was driving a beige Buick that looked like something the government would have. It also helped that there was a vendor's decal in the windshield (which was phony).

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-Gil


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Frank Van Haste [VKX]
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Re: FAA - Where customers come last (sign says so!) [Re: Ralph Jones]
      #439233 - 06/06/17 06:04 PM

Ralph (et al.), recently saw a YT video where two young Aussies set out to prove that you could go ANYWHERE if you wear a yellow hi-viz safety vest.

Pretty much true. Past barricades, secure areas, treated themselves to a couple of 'sold-out' concerts. Pics to prove it.

I think the only thing better is to also carry a clipboard.

FVH


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Doug Ritter
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Reged: 05/03/04
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Loc: Gilbert, Arizona, USA
Re: FAA - Where customers come last (sign says so!) [Re: Frank Van Haste [VKX]]
      #439239 - 06/07/17 01:19 AM

Many years ago (20-25?) was attending a survival course being put on for U.S. Customs at Davis Monthan AF Base in Tucson. We went off base for lunch. Coming back, the instructor showed the gate guard ID and we were waved through. As we are pulling away he showed me his AAA membership card. Said it worked every time. Suspect security may be a bit tighter these days. <shrug>

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Doug Ritter
www.DougRitter.com
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Gil Buettner [KAUW]
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Re: FAA - Where customers come last (sign says so!) [Re: Frank Van Haste [VKX]]
      #439246 - 06/07/17 03:45 AM

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I think the only thing better is to also carry a clipboard.

FVH




That worked for me when I was squadron historian back in 1970. I also had a stopwatch. No one ever asked where I was going or what I was doing (no where in particular, and not much) and it was the only extra duty I recall.

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-Gil


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Randy Sohn
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Loc: Savage, MN - U.S.A.
Re: FAA - Where customers come last (sign says so!) [Re: Terry Carraway]
      #439247 - 06/07/17 04:23 AM

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Real story is, the employees wanted to park close to not walk so far, and came up with the "security" story as a reason why this was best. :)




Ya'know, might very well be so, tho the guy that told me that was the head man there, I didn't wanna take whatever it was that I was PO'ed about (I forget now) to anyone lower on the totem pole.

best, randy


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John O'Shaughnessy [FCM]
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Reged: 09/13/01
Posts: 5059
Loc: Minnesota
Re: FAA - Where customers come last (sign says so!) [Re: Frank Van Haste [VKX]]
      #439324 - 06/09/17 03:05 AM

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Pretty much true. Past barricades, secure areas, treated themselves to a couple of 'sold-out' concerts. Pics to prove it.

I think the only thing better is to also carry a clipboard.




In high school, an enterprising fellow student (side note: one of three from my 45 person 8th grade class that was born on the same day in the same hospital ward as me) put on gray overalls, grabbed a hard-hat, a clip board, and a long power cord over his shoulder and got back stage into Bruce Springsteen's dressing room a few hours before the show. He had painted a 24" square painting of Bruce. During the show, Bruce pulled it out, held it up, and said "thank you" to "whoever left this in my dressing room." Pretty neat.


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