2018 Update: New Clothes and Old Friends
III: The Forum You are Trying to Reach has Been
Please Make a Note of It.
Yes, after 260 dog years, AVSIG is onto Forum Platform 3.0. We mothballed our UBB-based place at the stroke of midnight on the first of the year, so if you’ve spent the past six months trying to reply to those threads about the return of LORAN or Mel Tillis and Charles Manson departing this world on the same day, give up: your situation is hopeless. You can still read all messages (2004-17) … just keep your UBB-era login handy for the member sections. (New AVSIG Members will also be issued a login for our legacy forum, enabling full access to all SIG II threads, including the internet’s most amusing discussion about airplanes on treadmills).
the new place? You may have noticed that our runway went
dark several times last summer. The culprit was most likely Russians
Chinese routing denial-of-service attacks through
AVSIG’s new forum acts just like most of the other web forums you visit because it’s made of the same bones. It is much easier to post graphics and videos now, and even easier to navigate ... if you pick a method and stick with it. In our never-ending quest to help our jet-setting visitors save time, we have implemented three levels of message filtering, but be forewarned: multiple devices and access methods will tie the 0s and 1s of your session shoelaces together and you’ll trip, fall, and get stuck reading the forum section by section to find new messages, just like in the 80s.
Speaking of the 80s, our resident programming stuntman, Bob Dubner, started, scrapped, and then out of pure and malicious stubbornness cudged together yet another TapCIS-style remote access interface for AVSIG. This one is called TapSIG. Bob points out that there’s -0- point to his little program in this day and age, and in celebration of that end game you can read all his teeth-gnashing over the project here. And here. And then download the whole pointless thing here ... if for no other reason than to bask in the glow of a time when you could run up $1,200 monthly connection fee bills reading the AP Wire, AVSIG, and delayed stock prices. TapSIG presents your favorite aviation forum in a sparse and focused pre-Case/Zuckerberg world devoid of all cartoonery, lovingly preserved and refurbished by an online pioneer, Vegas house gamer, Wall Street numbers runner, and lately, snowplow driver.
Other SIG III Features …
… State-of-the-art spambot defenses. The answer to the registration challenge question is “brothers,” lowercase, no quotes or comma. We’re confident putting our secret word here because we don’t think spambots competently read and comprehend site support pages. But if you are a spambot and you’re reading and comprehending this passage, please feel free to use the above info to come on in and join the discussion. AVSIG has always had really smart people, so we might as well have really smart spambots.
… Thread glue. Back in the 80s we dreamed about it. In the 90s we talked about it. A few decades later, we finally have it: Thread glue. So if a thread drifts from hard-over rudders to words the president utters we can put everything back on track without disrupting the thread. We can pool all the fish pun threads and present the whole school of thought on an epic scale. And it’s as easy for the hangar sweeper to fix thread title misspellings now as it is to get words like “their” and “there” confused, two.
Better flood checking. (Oh
… yes …) The reason
we switched software in the first place. And we’ve taught it
between a few thousand hits during major aviation news and a few
from that guy at the Y in
… Choose your favorite cockpit:
You can view AVSIG in your choice of five color and font schemes via the toggle box on the lower-left corner of the screen.
AVSIG VFR Blue …
AVSIG IFR Black …
AVSIG People Stratospheric …
AVSIG I Don’t Want All These AVSIG People Cluttering My Screen Stratospheric …
… and the color scheme no one remembers asking for, AVSIG Cosmic Dawn …
If you haven’t visited AVSIG III yet, just register using that “brothers” trick we told you about. See you in the cosmic dawn.
From Our Not Forgotten Files ...
Since our last update we’ve said goodbye to too many AVSIG originals. We shouldn’t be surprised, since some folks have been on the forum since the days of ATDT commands, but each loss hurts. (Insert First-Person Transition Here). I got to know some of these folks outside the forum.
Johnny Sewell (2016)
was one of those perpetually kind
souls who seemed happy no matter what life threw at him, but possibly
ever-so-more happy when he was flying airplanes for a living. Johnny
Jack Hammond (2016) came to us from CompuServe’s Military Forum. Jack principally participated in military aviation threads on AVSIG, but a few years back when yours truly got booted off Wikipedia for the very likely fraudulent act of creating an entry claiming AVSIG as the world’s oldest electronic forum, Jack charged to the front line. Mr. Hammond not only posted my WikiCred bail there, he appealed to several WikiEditors to drop everything and help him dig up internet forensics supporting my wild claims while I sat in the WikiTimeoutBox. These infantry-class editors would circle one Patton-class WikiPedant who thought it absurd that our little internet forum first turned on the lights 10 years before the internet was open to the public. They would poke at him and his tank brigade of WikiDemotion and WikiBanning weaponry – armed only with pointy little fact spears fashioned from archived 80s book bibliographies. (I mention this only because I think some people want to know what goes on in the deepest, darkest forests of the internet while they sleep). AVSIG now has a proper Wikipedia entry which fully verifies that we claim to be the oldest electronic forum in the world, anyway. Thanks for helping us hold our position on the field, Jack.
... (2016 again. It was a bad year). Jim Bell spent
the 60s and 70s traveling with rock
bands. Later he would establish a successful career in television sound
but Jim’s passion for the music scene was never far from the
AVSIG, where he first participated in straight-laced flight simulator
discussion before eventually letting his freak flag fly in a variety of
stream-of-consciousness posts on life’s beauties and
mysteries. In the winter,
Jim put up snow cams to remind all of us that no matter how bad we
winter was, we weren’t wintering in
AVSIG members have access to our Memorial Section, with links to member obituaries, photos, and lifetime posting history on AVSIG. Please visit, but don’t stay.
And a few other things …
… We now have discussions for drones and space travel. First AVSIG member to post a message from Mars gets a free AVSIG hat, you pay shipping.
… A big Thank You to all the AVSIG folk who have helped others learn the ins and out of our new forum over the past few months. Technology change is never as fun or easy as we say it is … we only make it feel that way.
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